Sarah: Stuff, as long as it’s colorful and the outfit has cool looking socks

Me/Alli: Black, all black, and a dog collar

Tiger Eye: The outfit from the Minako Dream Mirror Episode

Hawk Eye: Nothing….I mean…. The outfit from the Minako Dream Mirror Episode (and yes, he is wearing the glasses!)

Fish Eye: Any sort of dress

Legal Stuff: I don’t own Sailor Moon or the Amazon Trio, but I know I wish I did. Especially Hawk Eye! They are copyrighted by Naoko and others, there are too many for me to memorize and list. So THEY ARE NOT MINE!!!!!! Please don’t sue me ^.^;;;;;

The Trio Meets Amazing American Girls!

Sarah: This is boring. (looks around) (sees three people) Hey (pokes Alli)

Alli: Hey! Knock it off!

Sarah: (grabs Alli’s head and turns to the direction of the guys) Over there! Do you see what I see?!

Alli: (jumps up and down excited) It’s the Amazon Trio!

The Trio walks over to the group

Alli and Sarah: HAWK EYE! BANG!!!!!! (lunge and grab onto opposite legs)

Alli: Hawk Eye! DARLING! You’ve come to me at last!!!!!!! ^.^

Sarah: NO….He came for me!!!!!

Trio: Sweatdrops

Tiger: Uh….Hawk….I’ll take one of them off of your hands

Hawk: (sweatdrops)….

Fish: Oh who cares about girls…. (pulls out three photos from his pocket) (two of them are pics of Alli and Sarah, the other, Fish’s date)

Tiger: (snatches the pics) OH! These are the targets!

Fish: (hits him on the head) Not so loud!

Hawk: (sweatdrops)……(looks down and kicks his legs) Help, please!

Alli: (clings onto Hawk’s left arm) Hawk Eye! Let’s go shopping!

Sarah: (clings to right arm) No take me to the movies!

Alli: (glares at Sarah, tugs Hawk a little) He’s mine!

Sarah: (returns the glare, yanks Hawk back) He’s coming with me!

Sarah and Alli: (glares w/ lightning bolts)

Hawk: (eyebrows twitch)

Fish and Tiger: (sweatdrops)….

Hawk: (clears throat) Now hold on a minuet! We can settle this very simple. Now (looks at the two) Whose older?

Alli: (jumps up and down) I am by 3 months and 11 days! (little party poppers go off in the background) (holds up the peace sign)

Hawk: (holds out arm to Alli) Well then, that settles it, come on Alli, I’ll take this target….errrr….this lovely lady shopping

Alli: (sticks tongue out at Sarah) (walks off with Hawk Eye)

Sarah: (growls)

Tiger: (puts hand on Sarah’s shoulder) Come on then, I guess I’ve got you to take around

Sarah: (vein pops out, it disappears quickly) Gomen, I’d rather walk around with Fish Eye (walks over to Fish)

Fish: Hey Wait! Why me?!

Sarah: (shrugs) Because, I don’t wanna see a movie with Tiger Eye, besides, don’t you need any help shopping?

Fish: Now that you mention it….I need an outfit for my date tonight!

Tiger: Oh brother….

Sarah: All right! Let’s go shopping!

(Sarah and Fish walk off with Tiger standing there)
(we go to Hawk and Alli)

Alli: Hmmm…..this is nice….

Hawk: (sweatdrops) I thought you said we were going shopping for your outfit for tonight….why are shopping for underwear?

Alli: (holds up lingerie) silly! I am shopping for tonight. (giggles)

Hawk: (gets nervous) Ah huh….(backs away)

Alli: (doesn’t bother to turn around) Oh Hawk! I wouldn’t dear, you see, I can black mail you with information about your manga self.

Hawk: (stops in his tracks) You can?

Alli: Yes, I can (whips out her Super S Sailor Moon Manga with Hawk Eye) Look! (flips pages) (there’s an entire section of when Makota gets her Super transformation, and during the entire section, our beloved Hawk is in drag)

Hawk: Great….

Alli: Oh, and don’t get me wrong, I think you look cute in this dress (points to a picture and beams)

Hawk: (face faults) Just a little longer….

Alli: Just a little longer until what dear?

Hawk: Errr…Just a little longer until we can be alone! (sweatdrops)

Alli: (throws her arms around Hawk) HAWK EYE! YOU DO LOVE ME!!!!!!
 

(back to Fish and Sarah)

Fish: Are you sure about that?

Sarah: (holds up the dog collar) Oh yeah, you see, you said yourself that your date was a Goth, ne?

Fish: (nods)

Sarah: Well, Alli is a Freak, so being around her so long, I pretty much know the attire. Now go over there and see if they have any black lipstick (points to make up aisle)

Fish: (leaves and goes in the make up section) How’d I get stuck with a girl? That’s supposed to be Hawk’s and Tiger Eyes job! (stops) Well….if she can help me get ready for this date….

(suddenly Tiger Eye pokes his head out the side of the aisle)

Tiger: (whispers) Hey Fish!

Fish: ?????(turns) Oh Tiger Eye, (pulls up two tubes of dark shaded lipstick) Which one? Burnt Cherries or Black Orchid?

Tiger: Uh, the Burnt Cherries…..(stops himself) Wait a minuet, Fish! Give me back my target!

Fish: Oh you can have her after she helps me!(walks back to Sarah) Will this work?

Sarah: OHHHHH!!!!! This shade looks like a dirty blood red! This will work! In fact, pick up another one, Alli will love that shade!

Tiger: (sweat drops) That’s it, Tiger Eye can’t wait that long, I’m going to steal Hawk’s target.

(Tiger Eye goes searching for Alli and Hawk)
 

(Alli is sitting at the Food Court and Hawk is getting some food)

Tiger: (looks around annoyed) Oh where is she… That girl was so short….you probably could mistaken her as a little kid….(looks over to the Santa display, little children are lined up with parents to talk with Santa) (sees a red head and a man with pink hair) There she is!(runs over to the Santa display)

(he pushes through the line until he gets behind the girl) (he’s about to snatch her when they leave the line, Tiger, now being the first in line, gets shoved before Santa and is forced to sit on his lap)

Santa: Hohohoho, now who might you be?

Tiger: uhhh…. My name’s uhhh…. Tie, yeah, it’s Tie

Santa: Well then Tiger, (gives one of those fatherly punches on the shoulder, but it wasn’t so fatherly and sent Tiger eye to the ground)

Tiger: (@___@)  ……

Santa: (picks him back up and sets him on his lap) Now what do you want for Christmas?

Tiger: (jumps right back up) (accusing) HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME!?

Santa: (in a monotone voice) we know everything… come join us Tiger Eye… (his eyes flash red for a second and return to their jolly blue, his voice turns to normal) HOHOHOHO, come on boy! Sit on my lap!

Tiger: (hesitantly sits back down) Right….

Santa: Now, what do you want for Christmas?

Tiger: Uhhh….. hold on, let me think…. (thinks) Well, I’d sure like to see Zirconia get drunk at the Employ X-mas party and shove that staff of his up his ass. Nah, I can easily get him drunk. What to get? What to get?

Parent 1: Hey you’re holding up the line!

Tiger: (shouts) Hold your horses! (thinks) Another neat thing would be to see Fish go straight….How about a little Sailor Moon doll….Oh I’ve always wanted one of those- wait! Hawk’s all ready getting me that for X-mas. Damn….

Parent 2: Just tell him what you want!

Tiger: (shouts) ALL RIGHT! (turns to Santa) I want a pair of Dolly Slippers for X-mas!

Santa: What?

Tiger: Don’t be stupid, baka! It’s obvious! I want a beautiful-

Santa:-dream for Christmas.

Tiger: EXACTLY! (begins to frolic in front of Santa) (then adds) And not one of those cheep ones you get at the Dollar store!

(Suddenly a little dance number starts featuring Tiger Eye and all of Santa’s little helpers and Reindeer. After it’s over, Tiger suddenly stops)

Tiger: Wait a min. How did you know what I wanted!!!!!?????

Santa: (eyes go red, voice monotone) we know everything…..join us….

(little elves move closer up to Tiger Eye)

Tiger: (begins to back away) No! Anything but that! No NO!!!!!
 

(back towards Hawk Eye)

Hawk: (pays for food) Man, she’s persistent…(returns to the table with a tray of food)

Alli: WAI! WAI! CORNDOGS!!!!! (picks up one and begins to eat happily)

Hawk: (picks at his) (wonders out loud) Where’s the bar?

Alli: (chewing food) Dhere ith no (gulps) bar here, it’s a strip mall. (gets an idea) (scoots her chair closer to Hawk’s and snuggles up to him) (seductively) Hawk Eye, can I strip you later, when we’re alone?

Hawk: (sweat drops) Yeah, sure (thinks) Eep, I haven’t had one of my targets do this to me before! Wait a minuet, this could be fun. Maybe I could (grins)

Alli: Hawk, why are you grinning?

Hawk: Errr…..(thinks) Damn! Stop that! This is strictly business!

Alli: Hawk, you’re nose is bleeding (Hey, you guys know the story about Anime Guys with their noses bleeding!)

Hawk: (grab napkin and blotches his nose while holding his head back)

(back to Sarah and Fish who are just walking out of Target)

Sarah: Now, does your date know you’re a Flamer?

Fish: urrr, uh, yeah

Sarah: Good! We can get you Flamer stuff! (snags his hand and drags him to Gadzookes) (starts pulling clothes off of the rack that are black and have flames on them) OHHH!!!! This will work! And this! And This too!

Fish: (sweat drops)…..

Sarah: Now go try these on! (shoves everything into Fish’s arms)

Fish: (goes to the changing room and returns minuets later with flaming garb on) Don’t you think this is a little too much?

Sarah: Not at all!!!! Now go buy them, their perfect!

Fish: Yeah….(goes back in dressing room, closes the door, and stops in front of the mirror) I’m one hot sexy bitch. (blows a kiss to himself) (gets dressed back into his dress and returns)

Sarah: Hey, Fish Eye, if you’ve run out of cash, I’ll help pay for you.

Fish: (sets cloths at the counter) Nope I’m all set because I’ve got me (whips out a plastic card) My DEAD MOON CIRCUS CREDIT CARD!

(the creators of the Dead Moon Circus Card pop up out of no where and shoves some money in Fish’s hand in return for publicizing  the product)

(and so Fish paid via Dead Moon Circus Card and the two were off yet again)

(as they were walking out of the store, they ran into Tiger eye)

Tiger: (he’s now in an outfit similar to Santa’s little elves) Sarah! Good, you’re done helping, let’s go!

Sarah: What the hell? (points to Tiger)

Fish: You look gayer than I do! (laughs in hysterics)

Tiger: Santa doesn’t think that! Santa wants us all to look this way! Santa’s always right!(stops himself) I mean, you’re entitled to your own opinion, but I like this outfit.

Sarah: (shocked face) My God Tiger Eye! You didn’t (whispers) join a cult, did you?!

Tiger: It’s not a cult, it’s a youth group helping children!

Fish: (whispers to Sarah) That’s what ‘they’ want him to think

Sarah: Tiger Eye, who is this leader, this ‘Santa’ demon you speak of?

Tiger: He is the bringer of undying hell, the demon of all demons, he is (stops) Santa Claus is a jolly man who’s the priest of the Mormon Church of some important man. You should be ashamed of yourselves to say such vile things of such a man!

Sarah and Fish: (sweatdrops) right…..

Tiger: Any way, let’s go meet up with Hawk and Tiger, we got to get back to the circus, and Fish has that date to go on.

Fish: YEAH!

(the group meet up with Hawk and Alli who are standing by a door waiting for them)

Alli: Hey guys! Have fun?

Fish: UM! I got so many neat outfits! All paid for by DEAD MOON CIRCUS CREDIT CARD!

(another bag of money falls from the sky and into Fish Eyes hands, from the Dead Moon Company)

Hawk and Alli: (point at Tiger Eye’s Elf suit and burst into laughter)

Alli: I’ve never seen anything so hilarious!

Hawk: YOU LOOK LIKE A PANSY!

Tiger: Santa doesn’t think so! This is how the other elves look!

Sarah: (whispers to Hawk and Alli) Tiger Eye’s joined a cult.

Alli: (nods head in understanding) Oh, I see, the entire ‘I belong to something’ feeling

Hawk: It’ll pass (puts hand on Tiger’s shoulder) Let’s go!

(they all walk out and a little ways until they reach a secluded parking area)

Alli: I wonder why no cars are here?

Sarah: Hmm…. I WONDER??

Sarah and Alli: (turn around) Could you guys know anything about this?

Trio: (sweat drops)

Fish: Let’s get this show on the road!

Trio: (snap their fingers)

Alli: ALL RIGHT!

Sarah: The exciting part!

Trio: (curtains come down and the Trio now stand in their appropriate outfits)

Fish: Now it’s time to look into your beautiful dreams!

Hawk: ONE!

(two boards come up behind Alli and Sarah)

Sarah: THIS IS GREAT!

Tiger: TWO!

(Metal bands clamps shut on Alli’s and Sarah’s arms and legs)

Alli: HERE IT COMES!!!!!!!

Hawk and Tiger: THREE!

Alli and Sarah: (screaming) YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(dream mirrors pop out)

Alli: Man, that was so fun!

Sarah: I know! All the targets on the show are so weak! That didn’t hurt at all!

Trio: (sweatdrops)

Tiger: (steps up to Sarah) I suppose I’ll go first, (stretches the mirror and sticks his head in)

Sarah: (laughs uncontrollably) THAT TICKLES!

Tiger: Hmm….riding horses, drawing, banging Hawk Eye….. ewwww…..(pulls head out) That was disgusting….. why was that a beautiful dream?!

Sarah: HEY!

Hawk: Because I was in it.

Tiger: But still, she has no Pegasus.

Hawk: My turn.

Alli: OH BOY! OH BOY!

Hawk: (stretches mirror and sticks head in)

Alli: (laughs) SARAH! YOU WERE RIGHT, IT DOES TICKLE!

Hawk: Drawing….having a cat….banging me…..this is interesting (keeps his head in)

Fish: What! Is it Pegasus?!

Tiger: I wanna see! (shoves Hawk over some and stick head in, after seeing an image of Hawk getting his groove on, he instant pulled his head out) NOT PEGASUS!

Hawk: This is getting good!

Fish: (smacks him on the head) HENTAI!

Hawk: (pulls head out) What?!

Fish: Well, what do we do with them?

?????:STOP RIGHT THERE!

Trio: (turns around) (sarcastically) Oh great it’s Sailor Moon.

Moon: That’s right! Leave those poor girls alone!

Alli: This sucks, I hate Sailor Moon.

Sarah: YEAH! Go away!

Alli: We don’t wanna be rescued!

Sarah: That’s right! We love these guys!

Hawk: Really?

Fish: You love us?

Tiger: Even after we broke your privacy and saw every single dream you had, even after we put you-

Hawk: That’s enough Tiger

Tiger:- through all the pain and horror-

Fish: Tiger Eye! Onegai!

Tiger:-and all the humiliation-

Hawk and Fish: THAT’S ENOUGH TIGER EYE!

Tiger: (stops)

Alli: Of course we love ya! Even if Tiger Eye joined a cult.

Sarah: Why wouldn’t we love you guys, especially you, Hawk Eye (winks)

Hawk: (sweatdrops)

(while the conversation engaged, the other inner senshi ran in)

Mars: MY GOD! They have those poor helpless girls!

Mercury: Everybody distract them while I find a way to get them out of there! (pulls out visor)

Trio: (turns back around to see the senshi)

Hawk: Oh great. Lemures Co-Co!

Tiger: Go Lemures Ja Ja!

Fish: Get them my Lemures Fro-Fro!

(their shadows extended and close together and a woman with three heads came up, each head had a hat on it to look like a circus poodle, it was riding on a unicycle and juggling at the same time)

Head 1/Co-Co: CO CO!

Head 2/Ja-Ja: JA JA!

Head 3/Fro-Fro: FRO FRO!

(the Lemures began to attack the senshi)

Luna: SENSHI! RUN AWAY!

Senshi: Run Away! Run Away! (Monty Python Humor, if you’ve seen the movie, Monty Python and the Search For the Holy Grail, you’d understand it) (and the senshi ran off)

Hawk: We actually won?

Fish: Well, this is great!

Tiger: Wouldn’t you know it?

Alli: It’s only because we were here

Sarah: (agrees) Yeah

Hawk: So, what are we going to do with them?

Fish: Think of something quick, I’ve got that target to go after at 7:30!

Sarah: You can take us with you!!!!!

Alli: Yeah! We’ll run away and join the circus!!!!!

Tiger: Well….What do you think Hawk Eye?

Fish: Yeah, let’s take them along! Sarah’s got good fashion since when it comes to shopping!

Hawk: Well, I suppose….

Alli and Sarah: YEAH! (breaks off the board and huggles Hawk Eye)

(And so our Trio take Alli and Sarah back to the Circus, where they successfully got Zircronia drunk and he shoved his staff up his but)

Fin.

Authors notes: Like it? Any questions or comments? Flames? All is welcome, feel free to email them to me at vampire_cheetah@yahoo.com